Went to Metalhead on Sunday, was absolutely fabulous!
The aforementioned amusing happenings:
1. Man looks at my cleavage (for which there is alot) looks at me and with a slackjawed expression states "Holy MACARONI!"
2. Got stage honked by Sexy Drummer.... hate to tell him that his hands are probably not large enough to handle these joyous, jubilant, J-cups. But I'll let him try anyways! ;)
3. Got caught shaking my boobies at the drummer. Turned 50 shades of RED!
4. Almost boob slapped a short chick coming around a corner on the way to the bathroom.
5. Saw my friend James' Lesbian Twin....no joke!
6. Cheers! with Lucky.
7. Last but not least: Hot Bassist almost took me out with his bass.... if his bass wasn't there I'm pretty sure I would have been teabagged.
What will the four day work week bring?