Friday, July 07, 2006


Nice cool water bottle pillow.

Kitten of Doom

How much trouble can a 2.5lb kitten get into while I'm in the shower? Apparently, quite a bit. He got up on the bathroom sink and chewed on my hair brush. But the most impressive part is that he went potty in the litter box and then got on the toilet seat and unrolled the toilet paper to cover his potty. Monkey see monkey do.

U of A Sucks!

I got a $25.00 parking ticket today to top everything off. What a cherry that one is!

Hives a Plenty

Now being a redhead I do have sensitive skin however, it's not too super sensitive. The driving school today proved that wrong. I broke out from the chair I was sitting out. Hives on every inch of body that touched the chair. My legs (15 on my right, and 9 on the left), to be exact. The manager, ironically named Don Johnson, was apologetic but that was it. "This has never happened in the two years I've been working here." The other lady said, "Maybe they're mosquito bites." Mosquito bites have heads on them. These are welts. He sent the head of maintenance in with me who told me, "I took a class about what to look for and there is nothing on this chair. I can give you a towel." I said, "No take the chair away from me". They handled it very unprofessionally from a customer service point of view. Just the run around and a bunch of apologies. I'm probably going to head over to the hospital to get double checked to see what I'm allergic to.

Defensive Driving School

Yippity Do Bazzle. 730-300. An all day festival of you should drive slower and pay more attention. It's not like I was going 120. I was going 48 in a 35 on a three lane divided road when there was absolutely no one else around except for me and the two bike cops in dark clothes in the shadows. Oh well at least I can get this over with and go on with my semi-speeding life.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Things I've Accomplished Today

1. Signed up for Defensive Driving in record time. (Ticket last night, School tomorrow)
2. Went down to court to prove I have insurance before the ticket is even in the system.
3. Got my certification number. I am an ATC officially now.
4. Read 45 pages of my book in 20 minutes.
5. Am now going to eat dinner at my landlord's house.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Speeding Ticket

Speedway equals dumbest street ever! No where in America should a three lane divided road be 35mph. NO WHERE! I got a stupid speeding ticket for going 45 mph on a 35 mph road. All the streets in Phoenix that are 3 lanes are 40 at least. Argh! Driving school here I come.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

By golly

I hear thunder... I think it's going to rain. Yay! Phoenix gets rain. Finally!

Happy 4th!

Purple Passion

Plums mmm!

Picking the crop.

Mmm apricots!

Monday, July 03, 2006


Last night was awesome! I got to shake my butt and dance and get in touch with my inner metalhead. God I love 80's metal. There I said we can all move on now. The plus side to last night was I got to get in touch with my inner bitch. God I love being in crowds and abusing the masses. Hee! That's beside the point. I'm pretty sure I broke this guy's foot, if not bruised it severly. I got sucker bounced off some fat girl's rolls. Picture being double bounced on the trampoline. That's what happened to me. Except all 185 lbs. of me landed on my spiked stilleto heel on "Billy's" foot. He told my friend's husband to "make sure I got his number". He either likes the abuse or he's a freak. He wasn't that attractive so I passed on that one.

Got my First Responder CPR and AED renewed today. I can officially return to being Superwoman with the ability to save lives. Off to torment the masses. *Kisses*

Sunday, July 02, 2006

*Clicks heels three times*

I'm heading home today. Can't wait to party tonight! Woohoo! Have me a couple RBV's and rock out with my cock out... well not my cock maybe a breast or so. Sweet! Going back to Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix..... life doesn't get much better then this.