Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Bunny Rangler... BBHS!

For Halloween I decided to be a bunny rangler. Quite literally actually.

I went over to my parents house to hand out candy to the kiddies. When I drove into the driveway, I noticed a rabbit sitting in our front yard eating our grass. Hmmm... let's see who she belongs to.... Patches belongs to our new neighbors across the street. Their son was home so he and I had to catch her.

"You're gonna get tired and I'm gonna scoop you up Patches!" Get tired she did.....

25 minutes later.

5 front yards later.

20 minutes of cardio later.

We're back in my front yard. Where I cornered Patches by the faucet and scooped her up. Her heart was beating super fast and she was shaking. I held her and she calmed down enough to put her back in her own backyard.
Where there's a bunny.... I'll be rangling!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Family Stone

Yeah. I just watched this movie. It was pretty good. It gave me a good cry, if that makes sense. Now I'm super sleepy, so it's time to go to bed.

Monday, September 04, 2006


The Zoom show rocked as usual. Cousins of the Wize opened up for them. They were pretty awesome as well. More pictures to come...

Zoom and Manny

Saturday, September 02, 2006



Thursday, August 31, 2006

Long weekend

Much debauchery this weekend! Yes!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Zoom and the Sporty Forties!!!!!

Zoom and the Sporty Forties

Yay!!! Zoom returns tonight!!! Right in time for me to start work on Monday. Best way to end the summer! Friends, beer, and Zoom.

See you there!

Monday, August 07, 2006


Mmm Cola flavored Sheesha

Friday, August 04, 2006

After effects of a bad sunburn...

My skin right below my right clavicle feels like fried chicken.

Zoom returns Aug 12.... yay!!!!!!! Right before I start back to work.... yay!!!!!

Weekend Plans

Mischief will be the topic of the weekend for Alex will be down here. Whee!!!!!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

To do today.....

1. Sign Lease
2. Pick up brother at airport
3. Move my stuff to my place
4. Drink a celebratory beer!
5. Sleep at my own place.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Pen Pals

My friend Az is teaching English in Korea so I may be able to have my students be pen pals with his students. I think that would be awesome!!!! Talk about introducing things that are from around the world and culturally diverse. I'm excited!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Bring out the dancin' shoes

Mr. Gutterslut will probably most likely be making an appearance in the Valley of the Sun this weekend! Yay! I will confirm this later. Night!

Monday, July 31, 2006

Died and gone to Heaven

Aerosmith and Motley Crue Nov. 13 @ Cricket Pavillion.... This is just as good as KISS and Aerosmith.... mmm! I need to start saving my money!

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Friday, July 28, 2006

Tubing down the Salt River

It's my friend Manders cousin Megan's birthday tomorrow. So we're going tubing! Weeeeeee! Hopefully I can keep my burning to a minimum! Pictures will be posted of the aftermath and the premath.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I got an apt!

I got an apartment!!!! It's about 5 minutes from my work and it's 2 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms. I move in next Thursday... Yay!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Let's Get Physical

Today is physicals day. We had 100 appointments and all were filled. We'll end up making a pretty good chunk of change today. It just takes the entire day that's all.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Electricity in the air

Last night's Metal Head show was full of bad jous-jous. Bad, bad, bad! It all started with a fiesty heckler in the crowd followed by the weird man that totally looked like a chick. I had to take a double take when he came out of the ladies bathroom with his friend. Then there was the fat guy with the prison tat's that had to start touching Bailey's hand and then asked her if she was that weird all the time. So basically we just got the hell out of there. Bad feelings all around. Our tails we're tingling. Hopefully, today will be much better.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Bailey's Birthday Party

I had the best time at Bailey's! As per the birthday girls wishes we all went skinny dipping. Lots of girls and 2 guys. One married, one not. Either way who passes up skinny dipping with 5 girls. Including Miss No-Nude! We got a no-nuder to embrace her nudeness and jump in the pool. Yay! Can't wait for Metalhead tonight!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Patrick in AZ?

Is that the Candyman lurking in the shadows behind Jess? Nah that's just drunk Patrick.


I don't know what the pics I'm sending from my phone aren't posting.... I'll try again.

Friday, July 21, 2006

New stamps

Yay! I just bought some DC Comics stamps...

Night Night

Time for M.A.S.H. and bedtime.... good ole M.A.S.H. 4077

Thursday, July 20, 2006


My Grandma says I lost weight. I don't think so but DAMN! Check out that profile! I have a seriously sweet ass. I just can't stop looking at it. :) The stairs pay off. Woohoo!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Home Sweet Home

It feels so good to be home. I love to travel but there is nothing better than coming home and sleeping in your own bed. It just feels right. Besides I don't start spontaneously sweating as soon as I go outside. My sunglasses haven't fogged up once. I know now that I never really want to move away from here unless it's to California. I don't think I could take the humidity or the constant swamp ass for longer then a week. With that being said. It celebration of today being a non-sw'ass day, it's also been a free day if you know what I mean. Commando never feels so good as it does in the desert.

Monday, July 17, 2006


If it breaks on the way up we're screwed!

Going down?

Longest escaltor in the Western Hemisphere!

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Orioles vs. Rangers

It's hot and sweaty with swamp ass in the forecast.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Today's events...

Today was really cool. I got to see a bunch of my cousins that I normally don't see. My Uncle Tom's son, wife, and his son-in-law. They are awesome folks. I also got to see my cousin Kathy and her boyfriend Arthur. Arthur is a fun guy, he's from India and works in insurance. On the weekends they help out at a vineyard and reap the benefits. I wish I could get back here more often to see and be with these guys.

My cousin John and his wife Kathy have a full bar in their basement. I told my parents that when I buy a house this was going to be their housewarming present to me. I need to start looking for a house so I can have my own bar. We head back to DC tomorrow. Maybe we'll stop at the shore maybe not.

It's time for bed... drank tooo much... 4 Buds and 1 Utica Club.

Things that thouroughly gross me out...

1. The liquid on top of the sour cream. I am never the one that opens it and stirs it. It gives me the dry heaves.
2. Skin diseases [i.e. ringworm (Tinea corpus)] things that are generally oozy and crusty. Whenever a wrestler asks me "Do you think this is ringworm?" I make them stand across the room from me.

That's all I can think of at the moment. Only two things gross me out. Not a bad list at all.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Family Vacations and More!

This has been a whirlwind occasion. My brother is working for a Representative so he gives tours and writes letters and sees how our government works close up. I'm kind of envious of him for being given this opportunity. What's a family vacation without arguing. My brother and I have little spats here and there, I guess that's why we're much closer when we're in separate cities. Anywho, we've walked about 20 miles or more in the past two days. My toe has a blister that scared the crap out of me. I thought it was some weird growth but it's a blister none the less.

Tonight we're in Cranston, NJ. We had dinner with my Uncle Jim and Aunt Pat. We also got to see the childhood home of my dad and uncles and the schools they went to. Pretty cool. The houses and schools back here are really awesome. They each have sooo much history. Never in Phoenix would you see people driving by houses and saying that's where I grew up... it's changed owners ... x times. Craziness!

My brother wants his laptop back so I have to be going. Picture updates to follow.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Capitol tour

Our dapper tour guide!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Flight time!

Prepare for take off.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

When glitter attacks...

And I'm not talking about that crappy Mariah Carey movie either. I went shopping last night. Of course I got attracted to the shirt that was all shiny and pretty. What I thought were really tiny twinkling rhinestones was really silver glitter glued to the shirt. I got the shirt on. Looked okay. Then I noticed that there was a slight silvery glittery mist in the dressing room. Oh shnikes! How am I going to get this one off now without become the Silverglitter Yeti. Needless to say the glitter stuck to my face and chest. Especially since I had that "I just came in from the hellish outdoors" glow to me. I had to do the rest of my shopping with people staring at me wondering if I was completely insane for putting glitter in random spots on my face or if it was a disease of some sort. The glitter is like no other glitter though. It is stuck in my pores! I have exfoliated my skin 3 times now. The glitter is still there. At this rate I'll be pooping glitter for the next week!

Friday, July 07, 2006


Nice cool water bottle pillow.

Kitten of Doom

How much trouble can a 2.5lb kitten get into while I'm in the shower? Apparently, quite a bit. He got up on the bathroom sink and chewed on my hair brush. But the most impressive part is that he went potty in the litter box and then got on the toilet seat and unrolled the toilet paper to cover his potty. Monkey see monkey do.

U of A Sucks!

I got a $25.00 parking ticket today to top everything off. What a cherry that one is!

Hives a Plenty

Now being a redhead I do have sensitive skin however, it's not too super sensitive. The driving school today proved that wrong. I broke out from the chair I was sitting out. Hives on every inch of body that touched the chair. My legs (15 on my right, and 9 on the left), to be exact. The manager, ironically named Don Johnson, was apologetic but that was it. "This has never happened in the two years I've been working here." The other lady said, "Maybe they're mosquito bites." Mosquito bites have heads on them. These are welts. He sent the head of maintenance in with me who told me, "I took a class about what to look for and there is nothing on this chair. I can give you a towel." I said, "No take the chair away from me". They handled it very unprofessionally from a customer service point of view. Just the run around and a bunch of apologies. I'm probably going to head over to the hospital to get double checked to see what I'm allergic to.

Defensive Driving School

Yippity Do Bazzle. 730-300. An all day festival of you should drive slower and pay more attention. It's not like I was going 120. I was going 48 in a 35 on a three lane divided road when there was absolutely no one else around except for me and the two bike cops in dark clothes in the shadows. Oh well at least I can get this over with and go on with my semi-speeding life.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Things I've Accomplished Today

1. Signed up for Defensive Driving in record time. (Ticket last night, School tomorrow)
2. Went down to court to prove I have insurance before the ticket is even in the system.
3. Got my certification number. I am an ATC officially now.
4. Read 45 pages of my book in 20 minutes.
5. Am now going to eat dinner at my landlord's house.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Speeding Ticket

Speedway equals dumbest street ever! No where in America should a three lane divided road be 35mph. NO WHERE! I got a stupid speeding ticket for going 45 mph on a 35 mph road. All the streets in Phoenix that are 3 lanes are 40 at least. Argh! Driving school here I come.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

By golly

I hear thunder... I think it's going to rain. Yay! Phoenix gets rain. Finally!

Happy 4th!

Purple Passion

Plums mmm!

Picking the crop.

Mmm apricots!

Monday, July 03, 2006


Last night was awesome! I got to shake my butt and dance and get in touch with my inner metalhead. God I love 80's metal. There I said we can all move on now. The plus side to last night was I got to get in touch with my inner bitch. God I love being in crowds and abusing the masses. Hee! That's beside the point. I'm pretty sure I broke this guy's foot, if not bruised it severly. I got sucker bounced off some fat girl's rolls. Picture being double bounced on the trampoline. That's what happened to me. Except all 185 lbs. of me landed on my spiked stilleto heel on "Billy's" foot. He told my friend's husband to "make sure I got his number". He either likes the abuse or he's a freak. He wasn't that attractive so I passed on that one.

Got my First Responder CPR and AED renewed today. I can officially return to being Superwoman with the ability to save lives. Off to torment the masses. *Kisses*

Sunday, July 02, 2006

*Clicks heels three times*

I'm heading home today. Can't wait to party tonight! Woohoo! Have me a couple RBV's and rock out with my cock out... well not my cock maybe a breast or so. Sweet! Going back to Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix..... life doesn't get much better then this.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Shh! I'm sleeping.

I need my beauty rest uniterrupted.

Friday, June 30, 2006

It's raining it's raining...

It's official the Monsoon has hit Tucson. Yay!! It started pouring while I was inside Target. Oops! I got to run and dance in the rain on the way to my car. Not a care in the world just enjoying the rain hit my face and cooling me off. It wasn't until a pervy man honked at me that I realized that I was still wearing my white tank top. White tee shirt contest anyone??

The Life

Ahhhh! Pool. SPF 50. What more can a girl need? A book chalk full of "romance".... now that's the life.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Another time

*ahem* i am drunk...that is all *hee*

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Can I have your attention please...

Ahem *cough* *cough* Since I have officially passed my test. It is safe to assume that I will be out drinking it up tonight. That is all.


I passed!!!!!!!

I'm a Dumbass Dork!

Oh my Gawd! I texted my childhood crush last night in some insightful buzzed dozing off haze. Oh my gawd! So then I invite him to Metalhead on Sunday... he hasn't replied... oh jeezus! I should have never texted him last night. What a dumbass. I'll always be in the friend zone on that one... oh well! I gave him the info.. if he shows he shows if not oh well!

Metalhead Recap

You know the night's going to be good when they open with Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart. The night just got better from there. I actually drank a little for once... ahhh... feels good. Can't wait 'til Sunday at Martini Ranch. Gotta get me some 'Head!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Metalhead Tuesdays

Metalhead tonight! Yay! Metalhead, for those of you who don't know, is an 80's metal cover band. They friggen rock your socks off everytime they play. I plan to throw a little metal in the air and maybe drink a little. Woohoo!

We Will Rock You

"In this highly praised animated spot, a drop of water with a personality of its own climbs out of a glass. To Evian's signature remix of the Queen song "We Will Rock You", the watery sprite enjoys a series of adventures. Check this out!! There sure are some great geniuses out there in the field of Graphic Arts. This is pretty amazing, the thought that went into creating this short video."


Doesn't the BOC know how much is riding on the test results. Two weeks has passed and nada. They say 2-4 weeks. Usually they're out within 2 weeks. According to them the theory is they're late due to the bad weather on the East Coast. Whatever! Just hurry up and tell me I passed.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Who got engaged?!?!?!

I repeat Porges is engaged! I'm soo happy for him. It's what he's wanted for some time now. As long as he's happy then I'm happy for him. Haven't met the girl yet but he cares for her a great deal. Wonder when the wedding will be? Hmm.....

I surrender!

Crazy cat!

Spectacular Summer Shopping

Nickie and I went shopping today and I must say she and I have the best jiu-jiu. We saved more than three times as much as what we spent. We saved $118.59 and only spent $37.03!!! Is that not totally awesome?! Nothing like a shopping high to up the spirits.

Places I've Been

Not too many countries visited but I plan on changing that in a few summers.

create your own visited countries map
or vertaling Duits Nederlands
Create your own visited states map

Bad Friskies!

As I was shelling out Te's midnight snack, Friskies Flaked Tuna with Egg (the green label), I noticed a white shiny hard onject about a centimeter long. It was a bone from the fish! What kind of shit is that? Just because it's a cat eating it doesn't mean that you don't have to take out the bones. Te is not quite three months old, what would have happened if he choked on it? His esophagus isn't used to swallowing an actual animal let alone a bone from an animal. All I have to say is "What the FUCK Friskies?!"

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Sleeping like a baby!

Who wouldn't want to fall asleep purring on my chest after a thunderstorm?

Two Things

1. Pitagora Suiichi- This appears to be a Japanese Kids TV show. It's pretty cool. I think I'll have Alex translate it for me.

2. Duct Tape is amazing- what will they think of next

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Updates in a dull summer

I've done more shopping that I usually do just because I'm bored. Yesterday I took a giant leap in bra kind. I bought a strapless bra. Guess what?! It works. Of course I had to buy it at the plus sized girl store since they're the only ones that make strapless bras big enough and cute enough for my standards. My biggest fear with strapless bras is that I'll raise my arms and then all of a sudden I'll have four boobs. Not the case with this one. It stays in place and the girls stay in their holders. Woohoo!

The highlight of my summer has been nothing really. I went and saw Metalhead last week and plan on doing so again this week. Usually my life is never dull but lately as in the last month or so it's been boring as hell. I'll have to spice things up a bit.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Dingleberry from Hell

I looked up to see Te dragging his ass on the floor like a dog with worms and he had a giant dingleberry a.k.a. 2 turds still hanging from a piece of hair still in his butt. Gross, funny, and sad all at the same time. Plus, bathing a kitten is not fun.

Reading corner

Ever get the feeling someone's reading over your shoulder?

Wednesday, June 21, 2006


Where Te hides during thunderstorms.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

My summer thus far

I've read The Da Vinci Code and Shopgirl, I've taken my certification exam (results to be announced next week), I've travelled to Denver, Beaver Dam, and 29 Palms. I've been scracthed, bitten, hissed at, and purred on by Te. My goals this summer, find my true identity, find myself, find love or at least the thought of it, become more confident, and read the rest of the 5 books on my "To Read" list.

Sunday, June 18, 2006


Shhhh Satan is sleeping!


For most of the summer Tucson will be my home. I am subletting my brother's house while he's in D.C. It's a tiny 1 bedroom, 1 bath house. It's cute and convenient for the summer. I should be able to get a lot done while I'm down there. I'm working on tons of projects at the moment and don't know where to begin. The love life is fizzled for the time being. I guess maybe I'll look while I'm down there... who knows.

Friday, June 16, 2006


A little beer, a little swimming, and some friends = good times.

10 more chapters to go in The Da Vinci Code and then I can start The Sexual Life of Catherine M. Tantilizing!

Off to party!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Deuce Nine

Heading out in the morning to go over to Twentynine Palms. My cousin Keenan is graduating highschool. Lots of family and fun. Twentynine Palms is one of my favorite locations to travel to. I love it over there, probably because I have awesome memories formed there. Maybe I'll finish The Da Vinci Code on the way there. I've been reading it since February and now I have the time to finish it. Yay, Summer Vacation!

House shopping

I recently moved out of where I was living. Now I'm in the market to buy my own place and really become an adult. It's so confusing. I don't know what I want to buy let alone where I want to live. Do I want a condo or a house? Do I want to buy close to work or my ideal location? Do I want a one story or two story place? Do I want to go insane? Yes!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Testing, testing, is this thing on?

I found this article today. It has to be the coolest thing since Pop Rocks and Coke.

Introducing: Mentos and Diet Coke... check out the experiments in action. It's awesome.